A Man Hung His Filthy, Sweaty Socks over the Airplane Seat in Front of Him, Inches from a Woman's Head – When He Woke Up, He Looked Around and Shouted, 'Who Did This?!'

His seatmate quietly put his headphones back on.

    Nobody answered.

The flight attendant returned a few minutes later.

    "Can I get you anything else, ma'am?"

She offered me a fresh napkin.

I looked at it.

Then I looked at the man behind me, who was now angrily pulling on his shoes.

    She offered me a fresh napkin.

"No, thank you," I said. "I think we're finished with the laundry."

The attendant's mouth twitched.

    "Very good."

She continued down the aisle.

The teenage girl gave me a discreet thumbs-up.

    "I think we're finished with the laundry."

I smiled and restarted my movie.

Captain Compost kept his shoes on for the rest of the flight.

Nobody complained about the air-conditioning again.

When we landed, I stood to retrieve my carry-on.

    Captain Compost kept his shoes on for the rest of the flight.

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