The heavy front door opened and closed. The deadbolt clicked into place.
Silence descended upon the house.
I walked over to the kitchen table, pulled out a chair, and sat down quietly. I folded my hands on the cool wood. I looked up at the vintage wall clock ticking above the refrigerator.
One minute.
I could hear the muffled roar of his engine starting in the driveway. The sound of the tires crunching over the gravel.
Two minutes.
My pulse began to steady. The cold dread in my stomach was slowly being replaced by a strange, tingling anticipation.
Five minutes.
I traced the grain of the wood on the table. The silence of the house was absolute, heavy, and pregnant with impending reality. I was just about to stand up and rinse his mug, resigning myself to the depressing idea that his iron-clad, executive stomach had somehow neutralized my little gift. Perhaps the dosage had been too weak. Perhaps he was invincible.
Ten minutes.
And then… glory.
The peaceful Saturday morning was violently ruptured. Tires screeched against the asphalt of our driveway with the desperate intensity of a car crash. The engine choked and died abruptly. A car door flew open with a violent, metallic crack.
And then, a raw, desperate, thoroughly un-executive shout echoed through the walls of our suburban fortress.
“DAMN IT!”
